Rap mostra a história do Rei Leão com sarcasmo genial


por Matheus Mossmann


Para promover sua nova mixtape, o rapper Lil Dicky lançou um vídeo versando sobre a sinopse completa de O Rei Leão. A letra é entupida de palavrões e linguagem inadequada, nada que fuja da alçada dos rappers. Acompanhe o video e divirta-se com essa inusitada mistura.

Now look at all these muthafuckas out on pride rock

Lotta livestock

Think it's cuz Sarabi ride cock, or she did once

Cuz they celebrating simba

Lil cub, errbody gotta kneel cuz


Deal was, lions was some muthafuckin real thugs

And the fear of, being turned into a meal was

Such a fright yo, but on the real they hella nice tho

This specific pack of lions acting like some white folks


But Africa is full a brothas, one is Uncle Scar

And that muthafucka wasn't nuffin funny son he hard

And he mad too

Cuz he just wanna be the man too

First it was his brother, now another king is brand new


Baboon drawin on a tree ya dig

Theres something freaky bout rafiki, bet his weed legit

That muthafuckin monkey doesn't need comedians

The reason is, he laughin at the breeze and shit, it's weird


Alrite now back to the plot

Mufasa was a wonderful father, he loved him a lot

And simba wanted to impress him every second he got

The youngn was taught...but then one afternoon he forgot


Thas when he holla'd at nala, to follow da balla

To crawl up in da squalor

Where all uh da lawless acknowledge his father


But they never gave a fuck bout a little bitty pup

Aw shucks...they gonn eat this mafucka up

Until his dad came through, and smacked dem bitches in the head

Coulda had em dead, but he let em runaway instead


Now he really mad at dude

He cute when he sad tho

And the simple truth, simba doin what his dad do das some real talk homie.

But he can't own them fields wit dem lil paws homie

And real dogs only bark at bitches when they gotta do

Taught him to, think when he at the line like an audible


And now the part I abhor

Lil simba chillin wit a chameleon, perfecting his roar

Could a been a gecko but dat shit echoed, effectin the gorge

Was accidental, but you know what's in store, the stampede scene

Shit...and he was all up on a stick, gotta hold a grip

Simba you done got up in some shit


But his dad came through, and he saved him man

But as he climbed with them wounds, Mu raised his hand

But dude his brother on some muthafuckin scar face

Scar face, lit up like a muthafuckin star'n space


Hard place, and a rock, mufasa caught up in between that

Das his brother but that brotha was a mean cat

And when he threw him off the ledge

Simba couldn't believe dat that muthafucka dead


Tears being shed

Scar got up in his head

More dread for da boy, so he ran away and fled


Timon and pumba time

The young cub grown up, what a beautiful lion

They grub bugs, cub's nuts hittin puberty while

The voice of change up -- ferris buller style, ya know


And they was tryna eat a beatle

A lion came through, tryna dine, hella regal

Then pumba got stuck, bout to get his ass cut

But then simba stepped up, and defended like a thug do


Rollin round he realized who it was too

Hollad back at nala like whassup boo

Hugged smooth


Nala lookin pretty, titties done grew

Butt cute

He bout to fuck soooooon


Then he nuzzled from the back

And he cuddled from the front

He was really mackin jawn

She all up on his junk


You could see me jackin off to scene, believe dat

The young me, fuckin around wit cats, I need that

To recap, lotta feedback, Simba react

The fam need dat...but ya man can't be back


He just wanna do his thing ya dig

But he the king

Even tho he wadnt feelin it


Until he met up wit the monkey

What a funky fuckin junkie

But he spunky, told the muthafuckin lion bout his country


And he ran back

Pride rock got its man back

But damn...the whole land hella ransacked


And then he saw scar wit his mom

Sarabi lookin hella worn, hidden simba looked on

As scar did her like a dog, hit her hard wit his palm


Forreal dog?

Alrite you fuckin wit the god now

Long growl

Pimpin' handle bidness like a boss now

Tossed down

Talkin shit to simba bout to cost clown


Scar tell the young'n that he killed his pops tho

Foreal mafucka? He revealed his hops bro

And clocked on that muthafuckin sucka wit a cross

Rocked uncle wit couple then sunk him wit a toss


He on't play that shit...brothas and lacrosse

Real talk...the dogs done finished him off

And pride rock was back where it started at

The meals back, fields packed wit the hardest cats


Foreal jack....the animals is feelin dat

The real is back...and I just spit the realest rap, ya know


And simba musta hit it hella freaky

Gotta keep it PG

But you see rafiki wit da pee wee baby

Dat right there mean he merckin it right

The dude piped...but that's just the circle